Looks like Mitt (Willard Milton Romney) can't stand the heat so he's getting out of the kitchen - more like he can't stand defeat. For all the money he dumped in his bid to become the next prez he didn't get much bang for his buck. Not a very good investment for someone that touts himself as a great businessman. I wouldn't feel too sorry for him, he may have spent $50 million or so but he still has a couple hundred mill left over. I'm sure none of his wives will have to work any time too soon - just kidding. I'm sure Mitt's a one woman man unless the political winds change. You'd find Mitt sporting leather chaps and pierced nipples if he thought it would get him elected.
Mitt's biggest problem was timing, or lack there of. He subscribed to the basic political edict and Republican dogma that people are stupid. They are right of course, but you can only count on that so much and for so long because people are only so stupid. It's like a pendulum, it can only swing so far before someone says "hey, wait a sec" and starts to catch on. Unfortunately for Mitt Mr. Bush used up all the stupid for generations to come. People aren't going to fall for the ol' banana in the tail pipe trick again for quite a while. Mitt will just have to lay low for a minute and try again when peeps aren't so hip.
C-ya Mitt, it was fun until the wheels came off...
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